Forever confused & curious

Real life is WAY to realistic

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capfalc:


"Damn it, girls, what’s the rule about weapons at the table?!"
"Only when we have guests over…"

Single dad Thanos begins to regret raising assassin children.
IDEK if Gamora is older than Nebula, but whatev. This is already so painfully improbable.

capfalc:

"Damn it, girls, what’s the rule about weapons at the table?!"

"Only when we have guests over…"

Single dad Thanos begins to regret raising assassin children.

IDEK if Gamora is older than Nebula, but whatev. This is already so painfully improbable.

(via bonnsexuality)

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Fuck Printers, fuck them all!

Dear printers everywhere, i have written a poem for you, signed by every high school student who has ever been running late to hand in a paper or report. May you burn in hell.

Swearing is my only fucking relief 

From this joy-sucking, creativity-crushing thief

I wanted to do something fucking cool 

I wanted to fucking graduate school 

But i guess that wasn’t fucking good enough 

Because this fucking printer is making it fucking tough

I just want one fucking page man 

And I freaking fucking can’t understand 

How you can you print a thousand fucking test sheets 

but treat one fucking bio report as some impossible feat. 

Sincerely, every sobbing high school student at 2 a.m on a wednesday night.